I have had a protein shake for breakfast nearly every day for the last 5 years. The basic ingredients include: fruit, nut butter, coconut milk, protein powder, and GREENS.

Lots and lots o’greens.

And the worst protein shake there could ever be is the one made with stinky, green, slimy, sludge from a clamshell that was just purchased two days ago.

You know what I’m talking about:

I don’t even know what that is.

 

but I’m pretty sure it’s going to taste like this…

So! I got an idea…

I bought the humongo bag of greens,

Blended the petunias out of ‘em and threw them in ice cube trays*,

and now have tasty Green Ice to make my shakes even colder.

…aeh!?!

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*I recommend silicone trays so you can pop the cubes out more easily… Mine are from IKEA.

**Add water when blending, as needed.